I laughed, and went on with my egg. At least I had shelved the question of what (if anything) I ought to do. And, by way of closing the discussion – and also, I must admit, of exasperating my strict little sister-in-law a trifle more – I observed:
“I rather like being an Elphberg myself.”
When I read a story, I skip the explanations; yet the moment I begin to write one, I find that I must have an explanation. For it is manifest that I must explain why my sister-in-law was vexed with my nose and hair, and why I ventured to call myself an Elphberg. For eminent as, I must protest, the Rassendylls have been for many generations, yet participation in their blood of course does not, at first sight, justify the boast of a connection with the grander stock of the Elphbergs or a claim to be one of that Royal House. For what relationship is there between Ruritania and Burlesdon, between the Palace at Strelsau or the Castle of Zenda and Number 305 Park Lane, W.?
Well then – and I must premise that I am going, perforce (так вот, – я должен предупредить, что собираюсь, волей-неволей; to premise – предпосылать; to be going to – собираться, намереваться), to rake up the very scandal (припомнить тот скандальный случай; to rake up – растравлять /старые раны/; ворошить /воспоминания и т. п./; very – тот самый, именно тот; scandal – скандал; позорный поступок, постыдный факт) which my dear Lady Burlesdon wishes forgotten (который моя дорогая леди Берлисдон хочет предать забвению; to forget – забывать) – in the year 1733, George II sitting then on the throne (в 1733 году, когда Георг Второй сидел на троне; then – тогда), peace reigning for the moment, (/и/ пока еще царил мир; for the moment – на данный момент, в данную минуту) and the King and the Prince of Wales being not yet at loggerheads (и король еще не был в ссоре с Принцем Уэльским; to be at loggerheads with smb. – быть в натянутых отношениях с кем-л.), there came on a visit to the English Court a certain prince (к Английскому двору прибыл с визитом некий принц), who was afterwards known to history as Rudolf the Third of Ruritania (впоследствии известный в истории как Рудольф Третий Руританский). The prince was a tall, handsome young fellow (этим принцем был высокий, красивый молодой человек), marked (maybe marred, it is not for me to say) by a somewhat unusually long, sharp and straight nose (отмеченный (а, может быть, испорченный, не мне судить: «говорить» об этом) необычно длинным, острым и прямым носом;